Grillmaster&worldofchocolate

Another great one bites the dust

2005-11-27T00:33:00.000+08:00

Recently i was told of the death of my friend, Danny.
The worst part of it is I can't remember what is his real name is.

I met him a few years back when i was working, he used to pass by the shop and sometimes stop by and have a chat. Thats where I knew him from. He's adapted so well to his lack of sight he could even regconize the sound of my footstep because of the way i drag my feet but he also have a distinct way of walking,by walking roughly twice the normal speed and swaying his walking stick sideways quickly. As a result you could hear light crunching sounds and 2 quick clicks signalling his approach.

Another thing I remember him saying "bolehkah awak kenalkan saya dengan perempuan cantik" which is malay version of "can you introduce me to pretty girls?" When there are girls around he would use his hand to look at a girls face and come up with a conclusion that the girl is beautiful, every single time.

There are times when we sometimes forgot about his lack of sight, i remember one time after having christmas dinner he said: I'm going down to the beach to see whats going on and the time we told him the house that his semi constructed house had no windows, his reply "I'm blind what for I need window?"

Eventhough he's blind he is German's ten finger typing champion & well travelled too.

From what i heard Danny met his demise when he was swimming in Thailand, tide swept him & end up hospitalised but the doctors can't do anything so they return him to Germany, where he rest in peace.

Of God & Fairness

2005-08-06T23:24:00.000+08:00

Scene 1: Classroom.

When your just about to blame a certain chemistry named Mr. Sivaneson then before the finger can be pointed a disembodied voice cry out in a deep bass saying "Don't blame me, blame the man upstairs."

SFX: Multiple roars of thunder.

Student 1 thought bubble: blames god for not making him a genius, pauses for moment. Ponders about lousy chemistry teacher and how lucky some of his classmate are to get good marks effortlessly.

Ugly kid approaching student 1, then brags.

SFX: An insult from across the room.

Chemistry lesson continued. Lights fades to black.

Scene 2: Astral plane.

Student 1: Why god is unfair?

SFX: "what do you mean by unfair?" followed by a very chessy "poof" sound.

Weird man that came with a "poof": What do you mean by unfair?

Student 1: Names a few classmate with high marks, they got high scores and by what is said by ugly kid,
he didn't study. How can that be fair?

Poof man: Well they got high marks because of their effort, even those who hit the jackpot prayed. You
lazy bastard, where you go the day before exam?

Student 1: Cybercafe playing DotA, but lucky kid was there. Besides ugly kid didn't
even study for the exam.

SFX: Thunder sound tribute to AC(lightning bolt)DC.

Poofman: You're a certified moron. Don't believe what people you, take what Mr. Siva said "don't blame me,
blame the man upstairs" thats pure bullshit. Let's see lucky kid and ugly kid their both damn ugly,
in fact their borderline executeable. Plus ugly kid got a really tight budget.

Student 1: But lucky kid got and iPod and a 3G handphone how can that be fair?

Poofman: Shit happens, period. No more questions, okay? I need to deal with a certain chemistry teacher
next. Teachers always make God as their scapegoat. Remember kids, those who can't do teach.

VFX: Poofman vanishes with a cloud of pink smoke.

Student 1: Why we get the uglier GP teacher?

SFX: Ethreal voice says "Can't win em' all kid

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Bragging Rights

2005-06-17T18:54:00.000+08:00

Your EQ is

120 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's" Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?